i like touching people after i’ve masturbated. 

i lost my virginity to a guy with a jew fro.


Why are there so many middle eastern people at my school?

This girl from my public speaking class pimped out her tumblr in the introduction speech. 

Incest anyone?

this is hannahs cat. everyone thinks it’s cute but I want to be there when it dies of diabetes.

I gave my best friends brother a hand job once. His dick was small.